“X-Men: Apocalypse” is a movie filled with spectacular special effects, good actors, and good actresses. However, the story is like diarrhea flooding out of a toilet. Hollywood (a.k.a., Hollyweirdo) spent $178 million on making the movie. Within the US and Canada, the movie obtained $155.4 million. In the rest of the world, the movie gathered $388.5 million. Thus, the movie’s worldwide income was $543.9 million. In other words, the movie was a financial loss within America, but a highly profitable endeavor around the entire world. Even with the petrodollar’s global scams (inflation tax, complex regulations, sanctions, cartels, etc.), Hollyweirdo still needs an international audience to make a net-total gain on its super-costly movie.
The story is a mixture of previous X-Men movies plus too many plot twists that degrade the significance of the story and create lots of plot holes. For the average moviegoer, this does not matter. Hollyweirdo is fully aware that many people around the world want to see a movie showcasing top-notch special effects, over-the-top action, and good-looking actors and actresses with at least decent acting skills. That excitement is easy entertainment. It is a fast, lazy, and affordable way to escape the boredom or monotony of reality.
I rarely watch Hollyweirdo productions, because they are filled with way too much Zionist liberal agitprop and other types of propaganda. I strongly recommend other hobbies: physical activities (e.g., various types of exercises, gardening, and sports), video games (some of which are essentially interactive movies or TV series), mental activities (e.g., learning a new language, reading about chemistry, physics, electronic hardware, software programming, and history), art (e.g, creative writing, drawing, painting, sculpting, musical instruments, singing, and dancing), cooking (e.g., Chinese food, Mexican food, Italian food, French food, white American food, and Middle Eastern food), etc. Remember to pace yourself. When you are a bit tired, rest for 1 to 10 minutes. When you are very tired, take a nap or go to sleep.
Anyhow, “X-Men: Apocalypse” is another repetitive movie about good superhero mutants, bad supervillain mutants, good regular humans, and bad regular humans. Once again the fate of the world is in grave danger. The movie tries to be less tedious or more creative by tossing in lots of plot twists. However, the story mainly exists to justify the cutting-edge special effects and superfluous action. By itself, the story mixes old themes with meaningless changes.
Warning: Lots of spoilers below, but the story is pointless, so it doesn’t really matter.
The movie’s director and co-writer is Bryan Singer. He also led the development of previous X-Men movies. He was involved with various movies and TV shows. He is a liberal Zionist Jew.
Plot twist: Bryan Singer is a homosexual pedophile and sexual predator.
Plot twist: Bryan Singer is innocent, and the accusations are unfortunate misunderstandings and/or slander. This is true according to the US court system, which is super-expensive and filled with a legalese maze of double-standards. Bryan Singer and the rest of his ilk within Hollyweirdo do not have a secret problem with pedophilia, alcoholism, drug abuse, prostitution, promiscuity, fraudulent accounting, stealing ideas from various sources while suing anyone who copies Hollyweirdo, promoting Zionist liberalism as agitprop, etc. Focus on criticizing the Christians for pedophilia and self-righteous hypocrisy.
The previous X-Men movies, Wolverine movies, Deadpool movie, Spiderman movies, and other related movies depicted a modernity in which most regular humans are ignorant about superhuman mutants.
Plot twist: Super powerful mutants have existed since ancient times. These superhuman mutants functioned as gods, demigods, and rulers of ancient civilizations.
Plot twist: Nearly all regular humans have been ignorant about super powerful mutants for thousands of years. In other words, superhuman mutants have been able to hide from nearly all regular humans for thousands of years.
During modernity, Professor Xavier is the world’s most powerful mind-controller and the leader of the X-Men. He uses a building-sized machine called Cerebro to enhance his mind-control by many factors. He wants to peacefully introduce superhuman mutants to regular humans.
The X-Men include, but are not limited to super-duper-mega fast Quicksilver, eye-blasting Scott Summers (a.k.a., Cyclops), chest-blasting Havok, shape-shifting Mystique, teleporting and super-athletic Nightcrawler, super-athletic and super-intelligent Beast, and mind-controlling and telekinetic Jean Grey.
Plot twist: The world’s oldest supervillain mutant is Apocalypse, and he’s evil. He is obsessed with building an empire that will rule for eternity.
Plot hole: Somehow, Apocalypse is able to survive for thousands of years inside a mysteriously super-advanced pyramid that was easily demolished by ancient rebels, was never found by grave-robbers and explorers for thousands of years, and was never found by modern archeologists.
Plot twist: When Professor Xavier uses his supreme mind-control that is greatly augmented by Cerebro on Apocalypse, Apocalypse is able to easily mind control Professor Xavier. It’s not clear if Apocalypse directly mind-controls Professor Xavier, controls Cerebro to indirectly control Professor Xavier, or some combination of both.
Plot twist: Apocalypse and his subordinates teleport into Professor Xavier’s mansion-school and kidnap Professor Xavier.
Plot twist: X-Men teammate Havok fails to stop Apocalypse from capturing Professor Xavier. During Havok’s failure, Havok accidentally blows up the engine on the X-Men’s airplane, which is stored in a gigantic and underground facility. This airplane facility rests below a ground-level basketball court, which is located next to Professor Xavier’s humongous mansion-school. The engine explosion is incredibly large, thus, it destroys the airplane facility and the entire mansion-school.
Plot twist: Quicksilver uses his super-duper-mega fast ability to arrive just in time to save everyone in mansion-school except Havok, who was closest to the engine explosion.
Plot twist: Apocalypse can perfectly and effortlessly shield himself from the mind-controlling powers of Professor Xavier who is suppose to be the world’s greatest mind-controller.
Plot twist: Apocalypse needs Professor Xavier’s unbeatable mind-control to control the rest of the world’s regular humans and superhuman mutants.
Plot twist: Apocalypse easily rebuilds his mysteriously super-advanced pyramid in order to steal Professor Xavier’s most-powerful mind-control.
Plot twist: Professor Xavier’s teammates rescue him, thus, Apocalypse fails to steal Professor Xavier’s most-powerful mind-control.
Plot twist: The disrupted power-stealing attempt creates a vague link between the minds of Apocalypse and Professor Xavier. Thus, Apocalypse can no longer perfectly shield himself from Professor Xavier’s most-powerful mind-control.
Quicksilver moves super-duper-mega fast. He’s so fast, regular humans cannot see, hear, smell, or feel him. Quicksilver works with other superhuman mutants to rescue Professor Xavier and the rest of the world from Apocalypse. Quicksilver uses his super-duper-mega fast ability to easily and safely hit-and-run Apocalypse.
Plot twist: Apocalypse has super-duper-mega fast eyesight, mental processing, and telekinesis. Thus, he is able to use the environment to grab the super-duper-mega fast Quicksilver.
Plot hole: Apocalypse should be able to use his super-duper-mega fast eyesight, mental processing, and telekinesis to move his body at a super-duper-mega fast speed. In addition, his telekinesis should allow him to fly. However, Apocalypse never does these things, even though they are to his extreme advantage.
Plot twist: Professor Xavier is the world’s most powerful mind-controller, but when he enters the mind of Apocalypse, Apocalypse becomes the world’s most powerful mind-controller: Apocalypse is able to prevent Professor Xavier from leaving the mind of Apocalypse, and Apocalypse can control Professor Xavier’s mind and mind-controlling power.
Plot twist: Magneto and Storm previously worked under Apocalypse to create a new world order, but now they dislike Apocalypse and want to team up with Professor Xavier and his X-Men to kill Apocalypse.
Plot twist: The world’s most powerful mind-control and telekinesis are actually found in a very young and inexperienced Jean Grey, who easily kills off the super-experienced and super-powerful Apocalypse.
The aforementioned examples are a few out of many. A more realistic title for this movie is “Bryan Singer’s XXX-Boys: Plot Twists Galore”.